Ladies, if you have a tramp stamp, we are going to look at it, we have to assume that you want us to look otherwise you wouldn’t be showing it off! 

Also, if you wear clothing with text across your butt we are going to read it, and if it’s really nice some men might use the brail method to read it, ok that was a joke but you get the idea. If you dress to make men look, don’t try to act like you don’t want us to, we are simple creatures.